Misconceptions !!!

Misconceptions of and about a girl/woman!!!

people always misunderstand few things…especially when it comes to their own self and when it comes to a a girl/woman.

-> a girl always thinks her cunningness as smartness,
A guy’s smartness is always his cunningness.

-> When a girl cheats or betray a guy, she always has a valid excuse,
when a guy cheats a girl, he is just a cheater and betrayer.

-> when a girl tell lies, she is doing it for a cause or she always have a valid reasons to tell lies,
but when a guy tells a lie, he is a liar.

-> when a girl proposes sex, guy have to oblige it,
when a guy proposes for sex, he is a sex maniac.

-> when a girl has a sexual relationship, you show sympathy,
when a guy has a sexual relationship, he is a criminal.

-> when a girl getaway with something, it’s her smartness,
when a guy get away with something, just because the girl allowed you to or guy is incapable.

-> when a girl takes a revenge, you are supposed to take it,
when a guy doesn’t take a revenge, it’s just his inability to take it.

-> when a girl does a mistake, it’s her right and she always right,
when a guy does a mistake, it’s just not a mistake, but the biggest blunder the mankind has ever seen.

-> when a girl does something, she doesn’t have any other options, so she has to do it out of
compulsion or by force,
When a guy does it, he just does it intentionally or by choice.

-> if a girl being good to someone, she is the representative of Mother Mary reborn as Mother Theresea-II,
if a guy is being good to agirl, it’s just because of girl’s too good behavior and her charmingness.

-> if girl takes revenge, she always has a right and a reason for she will become a hero(ine),
If a guy takes revenge, he is a criminal.

-> When a guy talks bad about a girl, it’s rubbish,
when a guy talks bad about a girl, he must be really a bad guy.

-> when a girl proposes a guy, it’s the purest form of love that mankind has ever seen,
when a guy proposes a girl, it’s torturing her.

-> when a girl follows a guy, she is reborn as Juliet-II to just love, love and love you only,
when a guy follows a girl, he is just stalking her.

-> when a girl rejects you, she has every right,
when a guy rejects, he is or becomes impotent.

-> when a woman go for an extra marital affair, it’s just because of her husband is impotent or he
doesn’t know how to make her happy,
when a guy goes for extra marital affair, he is a sex maniac who doesn’t know the value of marriage,
family and a ethics less human being who doesn’t know the worth of goddess wife.

-> when a girl moves close with a guy, it’s just friendship, in fact the purest form of friendship,
when a guy moves close with a girl, he is trying to take disadvantage of friendship.

-> when a girl calls a guy, it’s just for a friendly talk,
when a guy calls a girl, he is harassing her.

-> a girl can say goodbye to a relationship at any time. It’s her right,
but a guy just can’t do that. it’s just cheating and betraying.

-> when a woman applies for a divorce, it’s guy’s fault. He has to go to jail for torturing wife, dowry
harassment and also has to pay big penalty in the form money and property to wife,
when a guy applies for a divorce, still it’s guy’s fault, still he has to go to jail for torturing wife, dowry
harassment and also has to pay big penalty in the form money and property to wife.

-> When a girl says something, it will become a 11th commandment,
when a guy says something, it’s just stupid talk.

-> A girl is always sensible, in fact the most sensible thing ever existed on this earth..err..in this universe,
A guy is always insensible, in fact the most insensible thing on ever existed in this universe.

-> A girl always debate,
A guy will always argue.

-> when a girl have ten boy friends, they are just friends,
when a guy have 2 girls as friends, they are his girl friends.

> when a girl have sex, it’s just because the guy asked or forced her to,
When a guy have sex, he must have been raped her.

-> girl can sext(texting/messaging sexually) a guy. It’s just fun,
When guys sext, he is just sending dirty messages.

-> when a girl does a mistake, it’s her innocence.
when a guy does a mistake, it’s his cunningness.

-> when a girl falls for a guy, guy has wooed her.
when a guy fall sfor a girl, she is the cutest thing in this world.

-> when a girl seduces you, she is innocent and a kid,
When guy seduces you, he is making sexual advances.

-> a girl/woman can love or sleep with then guys. It’s just because other nine guys are stupids.
when a guy love or sleeps with two girls, he will be portayed as a cheater/betrayer and a criminal in tv
channels and news papers.

-> when a girl looking at a guy, it’s just a casul a look
when a guy looking at a girl, it is sexual look.

-> when a girl wears revealing clothes, it’s fashion
when a guy forget to putup the top most button of his shirt, he is wierd.

-> when a girl talk to ten guys, she is very broadminded,
when a guy talk to two girls, he is narrow minded.

-> in short, a girl can’t do a mistake. She is programmed to not to do any mistake.
where as , a guy always do mistakes and born to harass woman!!!

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